Can you be the moon of my life?
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.