Corny pick up lines

I wield a big stick.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: biology, doctor, clean, corny
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, funny, cheesy
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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