Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.
Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? 'Cause you're making me breathless.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.