Corny pick up lines

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Sure you know that sex is great, but let me take you home and demonstrate the know-how.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Can you be the moon of my life?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, weird
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