Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has.
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!