Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?