I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
I don't need accio to make you come.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?