Corny pick up lines

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You're like shareware with a key gen...full-featured.
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Pick up line: engineering, corny, clean
I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
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Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Don't knock on my door, it is always opened to you.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?
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Pick up line: tinder, corny
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
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Pick up line: golf, corny, dirty
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