Corny pick up lines

You have a secret admirer...It's not so secret...It's ME.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
We are prepared for any rhythm.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
My taco would like to meat you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You know, I am the Drum Major.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
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