You have a secret admirer...It's not so secret...It's ME.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
My taco would like to meat you.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
You know, I am the Drum Major.