Corny pick up lines

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
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Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Are You Blood, Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.
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