Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.