If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I don't normally date models but here's my number.
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Are You Blood, Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.