Corny pick up lines

Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, math, corny
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you f**k me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
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