Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Similar pick up lines
See also best pick up lines rated by other visitors.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.