Corny pick up lines

How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you into dragons?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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