How many fingers are too many?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.