Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
How many fingers are too many?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.