Corny pick up lines

Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, music
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: soccer, football, corny, funny
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, corny, dirty, funny
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I need someone to look through these briefs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny
How many fingers are too many?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, dirty, corny, creepy
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
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