Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?