Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
1,000 painters working for 1,000 years could not create a beauty that equals you.