I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
I don't need accio to make you come.
I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.