Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?