What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.