Corny pick up lines

Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
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Pick up line: corny, clean
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
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Pick up line: chemistry, corny, dirty
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
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Pick up line: nerdy, weird, corny
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, nerdy, clean
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, funny, reverse
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
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Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
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Pick up line: physics, corny, nerdy
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, cheesy
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
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