A man can love a million girls, but a real man loves one girl in million ways...
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
I shall beat you to within an inch of your life...and then i am going to have you.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
Are you a unicorn? Cause you're my fantasy.
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?