So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're quite the catch, baby.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?