They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.
Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".