(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Are you a piano, or a forte?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?