Corny pick up lines

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're quite the catch, baby.
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Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
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Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Would you like a PUCK?
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
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