Are you a piano, or a forte?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.