If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!