You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Baby, I've been inspecting your assets alllll day!
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.