You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
I love you like pigs love mud.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.