What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
You know, I am the Drum Major.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.