If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Flowers get jealous when they see you around, as they do not understand why one of them can walk away from the garden.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Babe, why must you be over chromatic? You cause me treble.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."