Corny pick up lines

My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
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Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary just to describe your smallest feature.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you've been burning me up all day.
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Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny, cute
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
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Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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