Corny pick up lines

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, dirty
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
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