Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?