Corny pick up lines

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that'll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, creepy, dirty
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, dirty
My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny, reverse
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, funny
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to...
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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