I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.