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Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
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I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Nice ass... what time does it open?