I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
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'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
Three things cannot be longer hidden: the sun, the moon, and my love for you.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is November 1, 2016, at 9:15 PM. Thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.