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You've got more curves than a triple integral.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, math, nerdy
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, math
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, nerdy, math
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, math, nerdy
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy, math
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, math
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy, math
There is an equation on my feelings towards you right now. Why don't you google for it: (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute, math
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
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