I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.