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Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
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