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My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
I wonder what you taste like.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
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