When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
My other stick curves to the right.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.