I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.
Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
When we're together I'd rather you stared at my boobs than your phone.
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?