I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
If you had been on the Titanic instead of Jack, I bet Rose would have made room for you on the headboard.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want.
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
Hey, you work out?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.