Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.
I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.
Are you a titan? Because I wouln't mind you eating me.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.