If I was in the army, I would blow you away.
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.