You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.