I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
Sexual talk, on the other hand, doesn't work—though many men continue to think so.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'd love to cook you the one thing I've learned how to make without ruining.