There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?
Does a bear poop in the woods? No, however I'm willing to screw in them.