You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Chem students do it on the table periodically.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.