If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.
Be my Lab Partner? We've got chemistry.