Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Our relationship is like caesium...explosive.
I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.