Chem students do it on the table periodically.
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I'm like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Lets go back to my place its Boron here.
Are you chemist? Because I want to do you periodically on a table.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!