Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.