I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.