Weird pick up lines

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, doctor
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, cute
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, physics, weird
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse, weird
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
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