Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
I'm alien, can I probe you?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.