Weird pick up lines

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy, weird
You defragment my life.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, weird, corny
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, cute, weird
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