Weird pick up lines

Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, weird
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Hi, I'm an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus)
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, weird
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, weird
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
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