I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.
You're hotter than a data center!
Need me to unzip your files?