A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
My servers never go down... but I do!
You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?