I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece.
Meta name="description" content="You've crashed my server, Baby".
Well, as William James says, I can't tell you about the experience.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
You and Me = Grand Unification.