Caution: Please keep your distance. I might fall...for you.
Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard...so, you wanna go running?
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!