Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?