Cheesy pick up lines

Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, reverse
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, reverse
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute, dirty, reverse
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
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