Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.