I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.
How about you give me some piano lessons? We could play all night and make some sweet music.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.