I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
I would ask you if you're from Tennenssee, but I think you're a 9/10...and I'm the 1 you need.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I've ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Are you ready to talk, gorgeous? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.
You are going to be the first and the last person I will think of every one of my days until the end.
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.