Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl, because it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.