Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
This must be the end of a rainbow. (Why?) Because I've just found my pot of gold.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you're a total BaBe.