Cheesy pick up lines

Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, football
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, music
Hey baby, let's see if you're that virtuostic in bed.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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