Creepy pick up lines

You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, dirty
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: creepy, cute, nerdy, weird, biology
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
I think about you when I masturbate.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
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