So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Liquor is not the only hard thing around here, girl.