These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
So I hear you like snakes...I have one. It's called a "trouser snake".
Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can aswer my text message.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.