Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Are you an official here? Because you have officially given me a boner.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.