You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.