Creepy pick up lines

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty
I wield a big stick.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, dirty
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty, reverse
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
You make my cardiac muscle pump blood through my vascular system really quickly.
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, nerdy
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, dirty
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, creepy, funny
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