Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (No.) Are you taking applications?
What are you making for dinner?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
You almost killed me! I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
You have the best hair in this bar.
I think that you have a little bit of witch in you. Cause you've bewitched me.
Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.
My mom warned me about girls like you.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.