What sort of person are you looking? Wait - don't tell me: medium height (...)
You're pretty and I'm damn cute. If we're together, we would be pretty cute.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does.
Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI Full.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
Mmmm, Girl you reminding me of Cheese...I want you on everything!