Cheesy pick up lines

Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: biology, cheesy
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty, funny
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, funny
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
You are what I want for Christmas.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, dirty
You are my first real love. The previous ones were just a test.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
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