If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Be unique and different...say yes
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.