So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.