You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Favorite day of the week?
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I can't move-on!
You must go to the gym a lot because you have a hot body.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I learned that the missionary position helps guys to work out the triceps and chest...Want to help me verify this?